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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #16
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
Quote #3041
In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom...
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When an idea is wanting, a word can always be found to take its...
Quote #20870
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
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The Godless would deny and destroy human rights …. the liberties of a nation...
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Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterates their loneliness....
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.