Quote #18822
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #31073
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #29114
What, then is our duty It is to carefully distinguish the historic moment in...
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #6419
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when...
Quote #24738
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man...