Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
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If you have a body, you are an athlete.
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Never suffer the prejudice of the eye to determine the heart.
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There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
Quote #29721
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Quote #33464
The test and use of a man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #28393
If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play,...