Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
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One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already...
Quote #23432
All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
Quote #23567
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #8472
We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other...
Quote #9324
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...