Quote #654
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Quote #29412
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Quote #7223
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #17337
The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities...
Quote #11652
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
Quote #12149
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
Quote #30459
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.