Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
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It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #30626
Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind. You...
Quote #32116
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
Quote #31131
The guardian angels of life sometimes fly so high as to be beyond our...
Quote #1032
One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to...
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #13584
If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.