Quote #13359
I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence...
Quote #18340
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #22648
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
Quote #11549
Truth fears no questions.
Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.