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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
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Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
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If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
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Fools rush in where fools have been before.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs...
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I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody...
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...