Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #893
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
Quote #29566
My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #4139
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #19967
How beautiful is death, when earn’d by virtue Who would not be that youth...
Quote #33808
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #20813
O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
Quote #32422
Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.