Quote #1638
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #4036
People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #21521
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity...
Quote #14838
He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.
Quote #1125
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a...
Quote #14617
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...