Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #13453
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #11632
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.
Quote #32574
And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before...
Quote #29627
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #23680
It’s a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the...
Quote #15425
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...
Quote #24227
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.