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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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A good conscience is to the soul what health is to the body; it...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
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It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
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The purpose of parenting is to provide steady and wide-ranging opportunities for a child....
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...
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The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even...
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...