Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
Quote #30089
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs,...
Quote #17222
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #20266
Cowards do not count in battle they are there, but not in it.
Quote #20431
However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it...
Quote #1565
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #2777
The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the...
Quote #33720
Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...