Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #25787
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #24479
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
Quote #20767
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #15100
When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of...
Quote #30020
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
Quote #2453
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...