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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary men alone are...
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In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...
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I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...
Quote #27489
Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #6461
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.