Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #17901
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #24800
The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about...
Quote #29012
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that...
Quote #9862
Obsessions and fixations are not really my field. All I know, when the mind...
Quote #2010
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #6181
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...