Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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To die will be an awfully big adventure.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know...
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If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful...
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True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #10427
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...
Quote #22629
Don’t be afraid to take a big step. You can’t cross a chasm in...