Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #16584
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #19451
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #10948
Intense love does not measure, it just gives.
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #33729
I never saw an ugly thing in my life for let the form of...
Quote #1789
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Quote #16543
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.