Quote #28981
You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes, but they’re the only things that...
Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.
Quote #32760
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Quote #24285
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #16036
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.