Quote #29267
Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April.
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #22562
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #56
Reality is something you rise above.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #13275
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.
Quote #7343
As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
Quote #24247
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.