Quote #31357
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Quote #2115
I would have made a good Pope.
Quote #14281
No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #11860
My purpose in life does not include a hankering to charm society.
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #29561
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
Quote #8856
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
Quote #1480
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Quote #15011
Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...