Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #22612
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #501
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #22391
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. Equilibrium is pragmatic. You have to get everything...
Quote #29387
There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by...
Quote #33313
There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t...
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...