Quote #2304
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #31706
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in...
Quote #11393
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Quote #1026
Immortality — a fate worse than death.
Quote #26273
He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
Quote #31196
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than...
Quote #4005
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Quote #24971
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new...