Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #29035
There’s no I in TEAM.
Quote #6866
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #19005
I have had enough experience in all my years, and have read enough of...
Quote #12331
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.
Quote #21187
The world’s a bubble and the life of man Less than a span.
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #5901
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...