Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #20761
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #9728
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
Quote #24754
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #19658
Time is money.
Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #24799
Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.