Quote #1817
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #27146
Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #25849
The difference between greatness and mediocrity is often how an individual views a mistake…
Quote #1608
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of...
Quote #2951
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
Quote #2760
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught...