Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #5208
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #7163
The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to...
Quote #12752
God has always been hard on the poor.
Quote #5846
I want to live my life so that my nights are full of regrets.
Quote #11246
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
Quote #12476
She (India) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #30294
Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets...