Quote #1989
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #7088
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #27383
Sure, you’re entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.
Quote #21289
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #30275
We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the...
Quote #11931
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #12201
The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...