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If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
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Know thyself.
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All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other...
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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He is rich who owes nothing.
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Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to...