Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #27687
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #23895
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #23515
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #14890
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
Quote #8879
Trust one who has gone through it.
Quote #8695
The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
Quote #2657
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he...
Quote #14963
In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.