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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
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Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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The man who runs may fight again.
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....
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Keeping a little ahead of conditions is one of the secrets of business
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
Quote #15593
The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...