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Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
Quote #12049
Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make you mad.
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...
Quote #25937
All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
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The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
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What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...