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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
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Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is...
Quote #17535
To teach is to learn twice.
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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Quote #23923
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.