Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #15045
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #21131
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12714
False enchantment can last a lifetime.
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #19197
Real programmers don’t write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can’t decide whether...
Quote #12235
Blood is thicker than water, but politics are thicker than blood.
Quote #1694
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.