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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but...
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
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And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is...
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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.