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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I...
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to...
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There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force...
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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.