Quote #9936
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women...
Quote #9173
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #10228
God is a verb.
Quote #6405
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart...
Quote #26784
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
Quote #29111
The most painful death in all the world is the death of a child....
Quote #27354
If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
Quote #16685
To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong...
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...