Quote #33453
When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #32237
In all the work we do, our most valuable asset can be the attitude...
Quote #14255
A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...
Quote #28175
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #12590
No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern; no idea is...
Quote #13350
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #14575
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.