Quote #27828
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #9207
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
Quote #7277
One path alone leads to a life of peace: The path of virtue.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #21868
Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
Quote #20928
For Brutus is an honourable man So are they all, all honourable men.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.