Quote #3817
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Quote #13154
Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
Quote #6009
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2185
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
Quote #10210
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #33296
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. (1954)
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #18040
I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother...