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I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to...
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
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The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
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Those who lose dreaming are lost.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #15936
An inch of time cannot be bought with an inch of gold.