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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
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You can do anything you think you can. This knowledge is literally the gift...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
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What a piece of work is a man how noble in reason how infinite...
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Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...