Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
Quote #14473
The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of...
Quote #11164
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Quote #21075
The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...
Quote #6227
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #2564
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #6532
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped...
Quote #17332
The good befriend themselves.