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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion,...
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Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable,...
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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
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That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, … may create many admirers;...
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Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.