Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within...
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #16474
I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the...
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #3822
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #26873
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #28632
Success gravitates toward those who are perceived to be successful. Regardless of how you...
Quote #23695
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...