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Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
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From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
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Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
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Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils but present evils triumph over...
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Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
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One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and...
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Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...