Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #9116
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #30358
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
Quote #9846
I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.