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When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by...
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,...
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The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
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Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
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Good taste is the flower of good sense.