Quote #22683
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Quote #6143
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #10223
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Quote #19645
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
Quote #29938
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #28606
Without discipline, there’s no life at all.
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #3640
I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #19352
I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...