Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #23809
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it,...
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #13615
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
Quote #34240
Actions have consequences…first rule of life. And the second rule is this – you...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #19576
A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin...
Quote #10604
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #21482
The ends must justify the means.